Would you like fries with that scarf?

Next to the video of Steven Colbert at the White House Correspondents' Dinner I found at my guilty pleasure celebrity gossip site , this is the best thing I saw today:

And there's a whole website of food-themed knitwear. My God. And I thought Peep art was genius.

P.S. Just letting you know that I'm most definitely not going to make any tasteless eating disorder jokes here, about how I'm not hungry I'll just have a salad scarf, or about the advertising campaign that sells the ice cream pashmina as the kind of dessert you don't have to throw up. I would never say such things because, as an eating disorder survivor, I'm much too sensitive to those issues to make light of them. In fact, I'd rather starve than make fun of anorexia. And laughing at bulimics disgusts me so much it makes me want to puke.