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Best of LA: Best Fire-Breathing Robots

(Published October 8 - 14, 2004)

BEST OF LA: The Seven Deadly Sins

Best Fire-Breathing Robots

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Christian Ristow doesn’t seem like the kind of guy you’d want to piss off. It’s not that he’s particularly violent in his day-to-day life. (In fact, he’s rather sweet.) It’s that he spends his spare time making life-size Transformers that could eat your SUV for breakfast. Ristow, the mastermind behind the performance group Robochrist, does special effects for movies and television by day, but by night he makes large-scale, fire-breathing robots whose only purpose is robo-violence. The lucky few can see one of Ristow’s Robochrist performances at Burning Man and festivals such as Coachella, where fire-bots with names like the Subjugator and Spiderbot make havoc. And the general public can check out Ristow’s studio in the Brewery during one of the seasonal Artwalks; though you’ll miss out on the robot-eats-robot destruction of a performance, you can still see the sculptures up close, play with smaller robots (e.g., a crow that flaps its wings at the push of a button and a giant severed hand that raps its fingers on command), and watch Ristow’s turbine blow a beer can across the parking lot. Either way, you’re in for one hell of a charge.

Even standing still, Ristow’s gigantic machines are impressive: The Subjugator, which started out as a Bobcat excavator, weighs 500 pounds, can lift 1,500 and spits a 15-foot stream of fire. And during one of the themed Robochrist shows, when robots attack giant icons (French fries, a cigarette pack, a liquor bottle) to make philosophical points before tearing each other to pieces, the vicarious thrill is almost unbearable. “Robot performance has proven to be a very effective venue for releasing aggression and violent urges,” says Ristow in his biography. “I’m happiest when I’m smashing things with a robot; luckily for me, audiences seem to like violence, too.” —Molly Freedenberg

Photos by Jeff Clark . More photos of Ristow on Jeff's site or on Robochrist's homepage .

December 13, 2005 in LA Weekly | Permalink | Comments (0)

Best of LA: Hip Cooks

(Published October 8 - 14)

BEST OF LA: The Seven Deadly Sins

Best Way To Get in Touch With Your Inner “Finger-Lickin’-Good” Chef


So you’ve just found that perfect retro-chic fondue set you’ve been looking for. If only poking yourself with fondue forks didn’t sound like more fun than actually entertaining. Monika Reti can teach you how to throw a fabulous dinner party at a Hip Cooks class held at her artist’s loft studio in the Brewery, downtown (worth a trip there just to ogle her custom-designed glass-and-concrete bathroom sink). How much pepper goes in the gazpacho andaluz? You’ll decide by taste. Finger-licking is encouraged; as is separating eggs or mixing salad with your hands. Touching the food, says Monika, is part of the fun. So is learning to wield a knife like the Iron Chef, speaking in funny accents, throwing salt into the pot from across the room and picking dishes because the colors look pretty. The meals (“Thrill of the Grill” and “Your Just Desserts,” for example) are absolutely gorge-worthy, as is Hip Cooks’ weekend brunch, prepared by Monika: a spread of eggs Benedict with prosciutto-wrapped asparagus, rosemary-orange French toast, frittata with herb salad, and an endless supply of tiny muffins, scones and mini-bacon. But, alas, no fondue. —Molly Freedenberg

Hip Cooks The Brewery, S. Avenue 21, No. 672, Unit 5, downtown, (323) 365-0294

December 13, 2005 in LA Weekly | Permalink | Comments (0)

Ubie and the Man

(Published in SEPT. 30 - OCT. 6, 2005 Issue)

A Considerable Town
Übie and the Man
by MOLLY FREEDENBERG


When the Mexican-wrestling match between the lawn gnome and the pink flamingo was over, a man wearing nothing but tight, black Lycra pants climbed onto the stage. At well under 6 feet, photographer Kevin Rolly wasn’t imposing, but he didn’t seem to know it. Still, with his scruffy beard and tufts of chest hair, he managed to look masculine despite his decidedly un-macho ensemble. He held something behind his back.

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“You know why you’re all here?” Rolly said, addressing the small crowd in fringed dresses and sharp suits that has gathered for a speakeasy-themed fund-raiser in the Brewery Arts complex. “For this: the Überman. We are going to build a man bigger than The Man.”

Rolly revealed what he was holding and thrust it above his head, looking like a cross between a kid show-and-telling and a victorious warrior, though the 3-foot-high stick figure he held was hardly impressive. It was a little alienlike, with three legs instead of two, and clenched a metal pinwheel in its upstretched fist — a dweeby, kid-brother alien. It was supposed to represent the sculpture that would dwarf Burning Man’s namesake icon later in the year, but on this June night the model looked more like an erector-set prototype than an engineering triumph.

“They’ll never be able to build it,” someone whispered.

Three months, $5,000, a design by the man with the record for the World’s Biggest Blender, and a thousand work hours later, Rolly and a dozen others are indeed at Burning Man in Nevada, raising their five-piece, 60-foot-tall Überman into the air with ropes and an A-frame brace. The red-steel sculpture with its redder neon façade stands tall and triumphant, surrounded by flat, cracked desert.

Then the wind gusts and the structure wobbles, its pinwheel catching the air like a sail. It seems Überman might stabilize; but then it falls in that silent, slow-motion, movie-tragedy way — like the giant in the fairy tales, face-first and erect. Some of the onlookers cry.

Rolly, in cutoff pants, a cowboy hat and a cheek swollen to twice its normal size by an abscessed tooth, doesn’t wait long to hit the Scotch — or address the crowd. He climbs atop a burned-out VW van, its insides full of smoldering coals from last night’s barbecue, and gives a rousing speech about redemption and resurrection, a cross between Henry V and Animal House.

“We will rebuild,” he says, now ­echoing MacArthur, and the motley crew of friends cheer.

Three days on, with the unexpected help of Burning Man organizers and their giant crane, Rolly and company are lighting the re-erected statue’s neon accessories to a jazzy, poppy version of “Also Sprach Zarathustra,” the 2001: A Space Odyssey theme. But this isn’t exactly the Überman many imagined: Though Übie is taller than The Man, he isn’t bigger than The Man and its base.

Also, Übie is stuck several streets back from Burning Man’s main drag, challenging The Man as effectively as a rogue in the bleachers threatening a boxer in the ring. He has short arms, an impish smile made from The Man’s neon rib, and a noticeable lack of neon down below, which gives him either the impression he’s floating or that he’s wearing no pants. Instead of the pinwheel, he’s holding an equally nerdy, blinking “Time for Pie” sign.

But that’s okay with Rolly. He loves his resurrected messiah. On the night of the burn, the big night on Burning Man’s campus when everyone gathers to watch the fireworks and dust devils and the wooden Man falling in a swirl of flames, what excites Rolly is the “Last Man Standing” party held beneath Übie’s new flame-throwing penis.

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Friends sing karaoke — “Faith” and “Rock You Like a Hurricane” and “Hotel California” — while their faces are projected onto Übie’s head. Rolly and his friends are pleased as can be, as is the Burning Man organization. They’ve even mentioned it in the event’s daily newspaper as one of their favorite art pieces, and in a list of what’s In and Out (Out: Burning Man. In: Überman.).

If others were less impressed, asking “That’s it?,” Rolly doesn’t seem to care. “It was a big, dumb idea,” he says, beaming. “But it was our big, dumb idea.”

(Photos by Kevin Rolly. See more, including photos of the actual Burning Man, at here .)

December 13, 2005 in Essays, LA Weekly | Permalink | Comments (0)

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