Here to find out more about our fake lesbian wedding? Or wondering why in the hell we're having one?
The easiest answer: it's fun, it's funny, and it's our last big shebang before Kate leaves us for Chicago.
A bit of background: Kate and I met through a mutual good friend at Burning Man. We bonded. We made lots of jokes only we could understand. One of them involved what our children would be like if we got married. And so, when the opportunity to marry while in line at the Black Sabbath Pancake Breakfast presented itself, how could we pass it up?
Now, we're having a ceremony and reception for friends and family who couldn't be there for our impromptu early-morning union. Because really, why not?
And to answer your inevitable questions: Yes, we love each other; yes, we plan to be in each other's lives forever; and no, we don't have sex. You know, just like a real marriage.